Marine Magic Believer Pillows

Mermaid Portaloo.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Fairy Vet

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'