Mechanic Magic Believer Pillows

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Origami Society...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Fairy Vet

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Some day my Prince will come...

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."