Minnesota Magic Believer Pillows

Midnight in Minnesota

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

"Tales of the unicorns"

Some day my Prince will come...

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Your Palm

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"