Marine Magic Believer Mugs

Mermaid Portaloo.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

The Origami Society...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Fairy Vet

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Fish near-death experiences.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The Fountain of Youth.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'