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'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Batman O' War

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Lovers scuba diving