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"Dude! I want to eat a vaccinated human, too!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Whale Piñata.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Lovers scuba diving

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'