Marine Life Fan Club Member Gifts

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

A whale with corporate sponsorship