Marijuana Legalization Gifts

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'The highest court in the land.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Trump Foreign Policy

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Raging Bull on Ice

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Man Skating With Dog.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.