Legalizing Same-sex Marriage Gifts

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Domestic Pardners

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Same Sex Wedding

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Lesbian Couple

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

Marriage People

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

Two grooms cake, with dog.

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

Equal rights for all

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Leprechaun Love

Double Bike

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

What will gay marriages lead to? - Farmer and pig hold hope.

Elves in bed

After the civil partnership.

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

Shotgun wedding.

Two brides raise a glass.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union