Same-sex Wedding Gifts

"So if you're the best man at a gay wedding, is that like being first runner-up."

'I'm confused!'

Same Sex Wedding

Same Sex Wedding

Domestic Pardners

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Mr and Mr Halloween Pumpkin

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"