Legalizing Same-sex Marriage Pillows

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Domestic Pardners

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Same Sex Wedding

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

Happy Valentine's Day

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"No, dear, what we have is a 'samey sex' marriage."

Marriage People

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

The Gayhorns

Lesbian Couple

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

Leprechaun Love

Double Bike

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Equal rights for all

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

Two grooms cake, with dog.

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

What will gay marriages lead to? - Farmer and pig hold hope.

After the civil partnership.

Elves in bed

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Hemp Bombs

Shotgun wedding.