Marriage Equality Gifts

Two brides throwing the bouquet.

"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"

After the civil partnership.

Gay Marriage

"Same sex marriage?! What about the sanctity one man - one woman matrimony? Gettin' married is a holy thing, an' I would know - I done it four times!"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Gay Couples Actually Love Each Other

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"So those two men are getting married?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

I Support Same-Sex Marriage and I Support Some-Sex Marriage.

"I'm not against same-sex marriage - I'm just against marriage!"

I support same-sex marriage.

Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

"Dear, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?" "All for it. They should suffer like the rest of us."

'But we're heterosexuals, Fred - Marriage is more of a GAY thing.'

Marriage People

'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'

"Allowing gays to marry will destroy the sacred institution of traditional marriage!!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"We've made great progress!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Woman carries the world.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"