Marriage Equality Celebration Gifts

Lesbian civil partnership.

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

French horn.

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"Women are WAY better than men at fighting for equality!"

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

Bride playing cello

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Marriage People

Christmas Socks

Mixed marriage: food fight

"No, dear, what we have is a 'samey sex' marriage."

The Gayhorns

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Keeping Warm

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

What will gay marriages lead to? - Farmer and pig hold hope.

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

After the civil partnership.

Shotgun wedding.

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

Gay adoption

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

Gay Couples Actually Love Each Other

"See, there it is. Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"