Marriage Equality Ruling Anniversary Gifts

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Flags

Lesbian civil partnership.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

Sermon Applause.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

The Monroe Doctrine

Aging Problems

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"