Marriage Equality Ruling Anniversary Prints

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Flags

Lesbian civil partnership.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Now that's Real TV!'

The Monroe Doctrine

Sermon Applause.

Aging Problems

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."