Marriage Equality Champion Gifts

"I now pronounce you legally meaningless man and same sex partner."

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

New York approves gay marriage.

End of Affirmative Action

Policing women's vigil

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

International Women's Day

Women's day 2021

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

International Women's Day

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"I still have a dream."

Poor vs Rich

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

International Women's Day

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

PRIDE!

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"And do you promise to live and work together in perfect, nonhierarchical, mutually supportive solidarity?"

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"