Domestic Equality Advocate Gifts

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'You say you won't cook or clean or wash or iron...is there anything you would be willing to do?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

Wal-Mart Ruling

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Same Sex Marriages.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'