Household Equality Advocate Gifts

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'