Legal Marijuana Gifts

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. When I saw the sign out front, I just assumed it meant advice."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Googler

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Technology and literature

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'The highest court in the land.'

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.