Legal Marijuana Pillows

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. When I saw the sign out front, I just assumed it meant advice."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Bribes for Jabs

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Technology and literature

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'The highest court in the land.'

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'