Cannabis Pillows

Keep of the grass: 'Wish I could!'

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I'd like a joint replacement"

'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'

'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Cake Shop. Cannabis Shop. Chocolate Shop.

"Remind me, what are we protesting about?"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"At first I was a little concerned when we were sentenced to be stoned to death."

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking, I can say with confidence that this particular sample would make one bitchin' spliff.

'California is broke, but if the new pot proposal passes, no-one will care.'

Liberal Policy At Work 'For the People': - Marijuana and Junk Food Tax

'Wrong door! The government committee considering legalizing marijuana is thataway.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Marijuana legalization

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"Relax. . . when I mention 'bad joints', I meant your knees!"

Sex drugs and rock and roll.

'I'm in trouble for sending marijuana in the mail. I used a window envelope.'

Medical Marijuana: Laughter is the best medicine.

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'There are still some bugs in the system. We can prescribe pot, but we can't grow it, and the people who grow it, can't prescribe it.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."