Cannabis Cultivation Pillows

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

God bless our grow house.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

You will always find a spot to garden

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

I'm looking for a job?

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."