Cannabis Cultivation Gifts

God bless our grow house.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

You will always find a spot to garden

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Arctic Hothouse

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"