Cannabis Cultivator Gifts

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

-Our neighbour seems to have problems with mist. -Not mist, smoke.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Watering the garden in the rain.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Hair Raising

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

God bless our grow house.

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

A farmer and his workers

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?