Cannabis Cultivator Gifts

-Our neighbour seems to have problems with mist. -Not mist, smoke.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

Watering the garden in the rain.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

Organic Salad

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Hair Raising

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

God bless our grow house.

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

A farmer and his workers

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Farmer with a big brain.

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

'Hate to leave good company...but it's harvest time and I'd better get at it.'