Cannabis Prints

Keep of the grass: 'Wish I could!'

"I'd like a joint replacement"

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'

"Remind me, is this medicinal or recreational weed?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'

'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."

Cake Shop. Cannabis Shop. Chocolate Shop.

"Remind me, what are we protesting about?"

'California is broke, but if the new pot proposal passes, no-one will care.'

"At first I was a little concerned when we were sentenced to be stoned to death."

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

Liberal Policy At Work 'For the People': - Marijuana and Junk Food Tax

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Wrong door! The government committee considering legalizing marijuana is thataway.'

As a doctor I can only say that although the jury is out regarding the benefits of cannabis smoking, I can say with confidence that this particular sample would make one bitchin' spliff.

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Pharmacy: We no longer have cigarettes, but we do sell medical marijuana.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

How's the market for weed? I detect green shoots.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Mr Spliffy

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'I'm prescribing medical marijuana. Smoke two joints and try to remember to call me in the morning.'

'This is Colorado where 'buy low, sell high' relates to consumption of pot...'

Legalize it California...