Marie Curie Fan Gifts

'People, get a half-life!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Baby rocks!

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

'You've got Chop Suey!'

Teacup

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Grand show of prize vegetarians.

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

"Oh, I see. I thought 'leaked on the Internet' meant something else."

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

'I'm in a bad mood, Bob. Don't try to 'Jim Carey' me.'

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

"I gotta get one of those."

What about curiosity?

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

Bi-Curious George