Manual Reading Aficionado Gifts

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Meet The Author"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

A man and his dog both reading.

The evidence destroyed

Ivan Turgenev

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Maternity ward.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"You'll never believe who's here."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Milly and the Student

Charles Baudelaire.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop