Manual Reader Gifts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Maternity ward.

Hammer User Manual

DIY motor repairs.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Mowing manual.

Manual Labor.

Hammer Instructions

"I never buy any device that weighs less than its manual."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Gen-Next Library

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Bring out yer books!'

Large print e-book.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Bront?saurus.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Jane Austen

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Manual Worker

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Book

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'