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'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Southwark Fair.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"I have an app for that."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.