Manifesto Maker Gifts

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

Elections kitchen.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

The Day Dreamer.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Too Many Genocides

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

Rudy, one of your eyelashes fell on the counter. Blow on it and make a wish. Huh? Wish for a promotion! That's crazy. Wish for world peace. Wish for an all-Jeopardy tv channel! An intimate evening with America's Next Top Model! That's stupid. You're stupid. You're all stupid! Oh no. Look! Whatever. That wish stuff is hooey, anyway. Yes, pardon my zeal. Here ya go.

Your Message Here.

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

+6 Million Covid Deaths

"True. But what it says about him is something I've known for years."