Manifesto Navigator Gifts

Government Policy Development

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."