Manifesto Collector Gifts

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Bear Office Worker

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

Crocodile with man logo on polo

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"We never found out what he was referring to: people, precepts or portfolio."

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

'Live fast - Die young.'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift