Manifesto Critic Gifts

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

That should get you motivated.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

First class only raft.

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

Pay Rises.

Tax Haven UK

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Elections kitchen.

Greed and Austerity

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'