Manifesto Critic Mugs

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

That should get you motivated.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

First class only raft.

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

Tax Haven UK

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

Pay Rises.

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

"I thought help would be here by now."

North Korea: 'You've only lost a ruler - CONTROL YOURSELF!'

Greed and Austerity

Elections kitchen.