Manifesto Writer Gifts

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

"How did you get so good at writing these fake ads?"

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

"This month's business meeting is the same as last month's business meeting but with many more problems."

Rebellious Typewriters

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Elections kitchen.

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

"Vote for me!"

"I found this note addressed to 'Fathead' in the suggestion box. With all the misspellings I traced it back to you."

"I remember when all this was common ground."

Who wrote that?

Government Policy Development

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

Labour pledge u-turn

"Why are memories so...so...so...memorable?"

'You should've called first - given me a chance to not be home.'