Manifesto Maven Gifts

"I remember when all this was common ground."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"Just go with the workflow."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'