'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Mission Statement Maven Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks volumes about your mission statement maven? Discover our range of creative, witty products designed for those who excel at inspiring others and crafting memorable messages. Whether for a friend or yourself, these unique items add personality and purpose to everyday life. From humorous prints to clever mugs, find something that perfectly captures the spirit of being a mission statement enthusiast.
"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."
Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.
"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
Apples for sale
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
"#Win!"
Creative department
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'
Direct Marketing...
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."
'Okay, okay, be patient!'
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
Trade Show Sherpas
'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'
"Just go with the workflow."
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'
"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?
Mission Statement Maven Gifts Collection
Mission Statement Maven Mugs
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Mission Statement Maven Pillows
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Mission Statement Maven Prints
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Mission Statement Maven T-Shirts
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