Manifesto Collector Prints

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Bear Office Worker

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

I always frame yours, J.B.

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"We never found out what he was referring to: people, precepts or portfolio."

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

'Live fast - Die young.'