Manifesto Maker Prints

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

Elections kitchen.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

The Day Dreamer.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

"When elected I will keep all promises I made to you, in a box, in the attic"

Your Message Here.

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

+6 Million Covid Deaths

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

"Can you let me have some more promises? We seem to have broken these ones. . ."

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'