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The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Enlightened Cursing

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"Is something bothering you?"

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Chicken Affirmations

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Shape up

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

'Mismatched Mantras'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"Oom..."

Elections kitchen.

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'