Manicure Mad Scientist T-Shirts

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

"Young Frankenstein"

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Animal cosmetic testing

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'