Manicure Mad Scientist Mugs

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

"Young Frankenstein"

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Manicure.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Animal cosmetic testing

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.