Manicure Fan Mugs

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"Absolutely not!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Clock Tower Shadow

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"Here, have one on me."

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

An evolutionary turning point.

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

sleeping teeth

'Jungle hair.'