Manicure Fan Mugs

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"Absolutely not!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Clock Tower Shadow

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

"Here, have one on me."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

An evolutionary turning point.

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Jungle hair.'

'But Honey, I can't go for a kill now: I've just had a manicure...'

Sorry, I can't do your typing, I'm doing my filing."

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."