Management Makeover Artist Gifts

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Team Leader

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Love your feng shui!"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"I have a system."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Non Drip Paint

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'