Management Makeover Artist Pillows

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Team Leader

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Love your feng shui!"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I have a system."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

Non Drip Paint

Russell Rebrand

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."