Man Utd Supporter Pillows

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him