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"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

Theater or football.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Football fans in corona times

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him