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Footballers - Eric Cantona

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

The game comes first...

Referee cop.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Theater or football.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Alex Ferguson

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football fans in corona times

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Ryan Giggs

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

Phil Foden

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'