Manchester United Devotee Pillows

Ryan Giggs

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Alex Ferguson

Bruno Fernandes

Hand picked by Fergie...

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Jose Mourinho

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

World Cup Fan.

Football Delivery

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Ball and Chain

Jose Mourinho

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Football fan

Big match day.

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Football Security

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Do you love me more than City?'