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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Give Thanks.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Standup... Nihilist

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Slow Roast Yoga

Calvin Coolidge

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Bruno Fernandes

Two military officers

US Democrat's voting super-delegates.

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Trump his rants will keep. If he should tweet before I wake, I pray my votes the Trump won't take."

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