Manchester United Supporters Pillows

Manchester United - "We are not arrogant, we don't like being called arrogant. So we stuffed the little no-marks."

World Cup Fever

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Alex Ferguson

Ryan Giggs

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

Phil Foden

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

Toni Kroos

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Hand picked by Fergie...

Ryan Giggs

Karim Benzema

Police 'Did you see' sign at Man Utd.

David Moyes

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

Bruno Fernandes

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

Zinadine Zidane

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

Sir Alex Ferguson breaks seven-year boycott of the BBC.

Eric Cantona

Footballers - Andy Cole

David Moyes

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

Philipp Lahm

Roberto Mancini

Footballers - Eric Cantona